Chainmail, the scourge of the internet, the original scourge anyway, now it's like a hookers throat there's that much bacteria splurged across the web. Douchebags still do it, they say "post this to 5 friends and you'll meet your true love on friday...THIS REALLY WORKS!" Yes, although statistically, it could happen, you'd have to be pretty stupid to actually think "OMG I SHALL DO THIS, WAIT FOR ME, MY LOVE, 3 MORE POSTS!" but then again, yes, people on facebook can be utterly fucking retarded to the extent you wonder how they ever managed to swim as sperm.
The better chainmail is the "[Horrible shit] happened to (usually) little girl, she's got mad Jesus skills and came back from the dead, now I have told you this, you will die by her hand, for her underdeveloped 6 year old muscles will allow her to easily overpower you and strangle you in your sleep. Unless you post this to 6 people. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!one!11eleven!" I'll take my chances. Even if it was the Ring video...it's a 6 year old, I'd be more scared if a carebear turned up with a frown on its brow.
Although, maybe it's all a big conspiracy, there is no illness, just fools who did not heed the little loli's warnings and have made the list. The government shit brix and decided they needed to cover up this genocidal little girl, lest the horrible truth get out.
Or not, as the case definitely is.
LULZ
JW
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